One last frivilous post...

Who?

Who? Who? Who? Who? WHO??

*Grrrrrr*

That's the sound of my stomach growling. I don't know if I will make it until tomorrow... I must. I must perservere. But I can't stop thinking about food... I want to eat a sub, and bacon, and cheese, and lasagna, and chocolate, and...

On the elevator this morning, there was a kid who was about 14 years old. He looked like he was on his way to school. I imagine his parents had already left for work, because he was eating a hot dog. Not just a weiner, either. It was a full-on hot dog, in a bun with mustard, relish, and ketchup, with a roasted all-beef weiner that made the whole elevator smell delicious. That kid is lucky he made it out alive.

Help me.

Depthless

I love Wednesdays. I love Wednesdays, because that's when my homeboy, Rob Brezsny gives me good advice, and tells me what's up for the coming week. I'm not going to take this post to defend my interest in Astrology (Darren), but I simply wanted to share what Rob had to say about Scorpios today.

For a limited time only, everything will be pretty much the reverse of what it usually is. Do you have an unlucky number? In the coming week, that number will be a sign that good fortune is nearby. Do you have qualities that you regard as weak or undeveloped? You can now make them work to your advantage. What are the things you're afraid of? Deal frankly with them and you will stimulate a big boost in your courage. Are you weary of worrying about your enemies? They are about to become great teachers, maybe even helpers.

This sounds so, so, so, so, so good.

I'd also like to apologize for my excessively boring posts recently. I have been reading some rather deep blogs (and books) in the last couple of weeks, and I feel like everything I have to say is commonplace. And I never want to say a commonplace thing. I've also been doing alot of graphic design and art work (Mother's Day is coming up, you know). Once this fast is over, I think my head will be clearer. Also, I suspect I will have more interactions with people (I have been avoiding social outings, where this is sure to be drink and food). Good stories to come next week. Promise.

I like to put vinyl letters on my t-shirts

Possible t-shirts:

Please give my word to your mother
tuo edisni eb ot esoppus si trihs ym ("my shirt is suppose to be inside out" backwards - on my t-shirt that has paint on the front, but that I still like to wear inside-out)
ps. don’t blush
; however, …
every dance move is the robot
Steve Jobs is my homeboy
Britney is my homegirl
i [heart] seth cohen
i prefer pi
she blinded me with science
maybe I did, maybe I did


any suggestions?

Almost half way

Gawd I'd like something to eat.

Fast times

Alright, so I'm fasting this week. Sort of. It's better descibed as a cleanse, but I don't get to eat at all, only this lemonade concoction and herbal teas and supplements. I've done it before, and really liked the results, so I'm doing it again. Hopefully I will last. I started on Friday morning, and I'll finish next Saturday morning. Hopefully. This is really testing my will power. Not that I'm hungry - if I'm hungry, I just have another lemonade. I just can't stop thinking about food... yummy, delicious food...*drool*.

In honor of my recommencement of eating, I am hosting Sunday morning breakfast next weekend. It's gonna be delicious... eggs benedict with either smoked salmon or extra crispy bacon pieces. And coffee, and some freshfruit. Yes. I can't wait...